This weekend
Sunny, Clear, 80-85*
10-15 Friends and Family
Incredible, down to earth, country folk (parents need not apply)
2 of the chic's are celebrating their Birthdays
Liquor consumed in large quantities
Loud
Outskirts of Austin
Answer: Y Camping, of course!
Friday noon will begin the Sis-Sis event of the year. We will getaway to a private section of a lake; far away from anywhere that might offend anyone within eye or ear shot. Hoping to catch a glimpse of the earth’s bounty, the sky’s beauty, the water's serenity, and the heart’s beat; we must move fast at a slow pace.
This hopes to go down in history as the loudest, most outrageous, fun filled, shindig of the year. Boasting a tent assembly contest, BBQ contest, shot contest, swimsuit contest, fish catching contest *see a trend*, spin the bottle, Poker, Let it Ride, s’mores, rock climbing (by that I mean finding a place to pee), skinny dipping, and the norm.
Sunday dust the girls will do all the work while the men fake doing something or other. We will wrap things up with a simple prayer hoping that we do not kill anyone who tries to ruin the aura we have created. Regardless of the hot, tired and hung over part.
Now where did I pack my sunscreen, OFF, toilet seat covers, GermX and wet naps, mosquito net, waders, fly swatter, Swiss army knife, first aid kit, snake bite, flashlight, and GPS.
*items not in order* CRAP, am I missing anything?
2 comments:
don't forget the crisco, the rubber sheets, extra batteries, and that "special sauce"
Sounds like a blast. Me, the Mijo and the pooter dog will be thinkin' about y'all!
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