Munday...

So I'm her

2009

So far 2009 has royally sucked.

Andrew was layed off and has had no bites. WHAT THE #*%&*^*$#*$*%?!?!?!?!
The puppies are not potty trained. Rocco definitely prefers the carpet.
I had my review at work and no raises. Shocker I know.
I broke my coffee pot at home. I mean anything but that.
The MF-ing groundhog saw his shadow. Does he even know what a shadow is?
My dollar store coffee mug at work leaks. Terribly.
I heard word my account is ending in 6-12 months. Note to update resume.
My mom told me she was "getting things in order". Uh, ok.
My car has a very loud KNOCK KNOCK joke going on. So far I have not answered it correctly.
My inspection goes out this month. I have 5 extra days, right?
The fireplace has a scent of body odor I can not locate. GHOST?
My frog Roger died. RIP!
My dogs' shots and stuff are due. January......
Hell my shots are due...

Here is hoping:
Andrew gets a call today!
Rocco finds his peepee pad.
Obama kicks ass in 2009.
Someone donates me a COFFEMATE pot.
Puxatony phil stands a different direction in 2010.
My mom gets a second wind!
I find the answer to the infamous KNOCK KNOCK joke; and he was just kidding.
The ghost is friendly.
My dogs do not come in contact with anything rabid.
And neither do I!!!!