Turns out Andrew starts a new job on Monday. $10 a hour in my pocket :)
Turns out Rocky took Finley's advice and decided to forego the peepee pad and use the GRASS!
Turns out none of my plants froze due to Puxatony. I had already scheduled him for a BBQ if they did.
Turns out mom's foresight was all in her head. she is having knee surgery the 22nd.
Turns out Mr. Stinky Ghost was just visiting while it was cold out.
Turns out the knock knock joke just wanted oil, antifreeze, a lube, and inspection.
Turns out mom felt sorry for me and bought me a pot for my coffee machine!
Turns out Lucy felt sorry for me and gave me a GOOD coffee mug!
Turns out I am trained on another account now so I may not be homeless after all.
Turns out I like Milli, Vanilli, and Vanilla Ice better than Roger anyway.
Turns out the rat and opossum in the backyard are not rabid; dogs are safe for now.
On the flip side:
Turns out I am not up a creek without a paddle. The paddle is definitely gone, but my arms still work. A much slower pace no doubt.
Turns out HAIL really likes my truck and car.
Turns out Andrew may be serving prison time for back child support.
Turns out I may be there for more than visiting if I don't make an arrangement for some bills.
Turns out I am going to start knock knock jokes if it gets me a lube.
Turns out Drew turning 18 has had no effect. His mama still calls drying daily.
Turns out we need a tiller for the yard before grass can grow.
Turns out eating oatmeal for breakfast doesn't help in weightloss, only cholesterol.
Turns out no matter how far you shove your ghost's into a closet, someone always finds them.
Turns out the dictionary definition of Karma is: 'The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny. ' All this time I have been suffering from Murphy's Law, not Karma.
Here's to HAPPY DAYS coming up.
